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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
my dad is famous
“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”
*camera zooms in*
“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”
*becoming more strident*
“Are you listening to me?!”
*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*
“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”
(via unfollovving)
it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.
(via heart)
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
(via spongebobssquarepants)
anyone else livin inside their own heart and mind 2 much this summer
(via c-teardrops)
when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
(via zackisontumblr)
@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking
(via done)
i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day
(via zackisontumblr)
